How cooked are you?

Paste a wallet and find out in 20 seconds.

Public on-chain data only. We never link wallets to people.

    Seven doneness bands from CHEF under 100°F to ASH at 450 to 900°F.

    How it reads

    1. Paste a wallet

      Any Solana address. We only read what the chain already shows.

    2. Get your temperature

      Every swap in the last 90 days, scored into one number from 32° to 900°. The receipt prints while you watch.

    3. Post the film

      A 20-second vertical film of your worst trade, best hold and the one that got away. One tap to X.

    The scale

    Your temperature comes from one ratio: total profit and loss over everything you put in. Up money reads cold. Down money heats up fast.

      Holder perks

      Hold [THRESHOLD] $COOKED · at launch

      • Script

        Roast Mode

        A harsher script. It roasts the trades, never the person.

      • Film

        Extended Cut

        Forty-five seconds. Your full tab, every round trip, slower burn.

      • Audio

        Your Soundtrack

        Pick the music your wallet gets cremated to.

      $COOKED

      Render fees buy back $COOKED. That's the whole mechanism. No yield, no promises.

      Free reads
      3 per wallet per day
      Render fees
      Buy back $COOKED
      Contract

      The bot

      Reply @[HANDLE] with a wallet address. It answers with the film. It never looks up a wallet from your account.

      anon · 2m

      @[HANDLE] am i cooked 7xKX…9fQa

      COOKED° @[HANDLE]

      Wallet reads 487°F. BURNT. Smoke alarm's been going for weeks.

      Questions

      What do you do with my wallet?

      We read public on-chain data for the address you paste and nothing else. A wallet is labelled by its shortened address or its own .sol name. We never link a wallet to a person, a handle or an identity, and we don't store IP addresses next to wallets.

      How is the P&L worked out?

      FIFO, in SOL, from the wallet's own on-chain balance changes. Every buy opens a lot, every sell closes the oldest one first. That works across every DEX and launchpad without per-app parsers. Open positions are priced at the current market when a price exists. We read up to the last 90 days.

      Which chains?

      Solana only, for now.

      Why is there a token?

      Rendering films costs money. Render fees buy back $COOKED, and holders unlock Roast Mode, the Extended Cut and Your Soundtrack. $COOKED is a memecoin with no promise of value or returns.

      What is Roast Mode?

      A harsher script for holders. It roasts the trades, never the person: no slurs, nothing about identity, bodies or mental health.